Home

       Dilbert - 1991-05-26 - 
   DIR Previous
   DIR Next
   IMG 1991-05-26
       Dilbert stands in front of a room of people.  He says, "Welcome to
       Dogbert's 'School of Hard Knocks.'"   Dogbert says, "This is the
       school you've heard so much about."   Dogbert continues, "Chances are,
       one of your parents is a graduate of this school."   Dogbert
       continues, "At Dogbert's School of Hard Knocks, you will gain the
       wisdom that can only be obtained through suffering."   Dogbert opens a
       box and continues, "Throughout the course, I'll be whacking you with
       various blunt objects."   Dogbert continues, "It may be unpleasant at
       first, but you'll get used to it."   Dogbert continues, "Eventually,
       your brain will rationalize the whole experience.  You'll think I'm a
       dedicated teacher, and you'll actually believe you learned something."
         Dogbert shakes a stick and says, "Stick with the basics, I say."
       Tags :