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       Dilbert's car taps the car behind it.  Dilbert says, "Oh, carp . . .
       I'd better see if I dented it." Dilbert leans into the car and tells
       the driver, "Your bumper doesn't appear to be . . . Uh-oh." The
       driver's legs and arms are contorted.  He shouts at Dilbert, "Look
       what you've done to me, you oaf!!" The man hops out of the car and
       shouts, "I'll see you in court!!" The driver sits in the witness stand
       and tells the judge, ". . . And now I'll never be able to work again."
       The lawyer asks, "What kind of work did you do?"  The man replies,
       "Well, uh . . . Er . . . Um . . ." The man answers, "Circus
       contortionist." The man adds, "As far as the settlement goes, I can be
       flexible."
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