## ## ###### ###### ## ###### ## ## ###### ###### #### ###### ## ## ## ## ###### ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ###### ## ## ## ## ###### ## ## ###### ## ## ###### ###### ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ###### ## ## ## ## ## ## #### ###### ###### ## ## ###### ## ###### ###### ## ## ###### ###### ###### ## ## ## ###### ###### ###### ###### #### ## ## ###### ###### ## ## ###### ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ###### ## ## ## #### ###### ###### ###### ## ###### #### ###### ###### ## ## ###### ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ###### ## ## ## ## ## ###### ###### ###### ## ## ## ## ## ###### ###### ================================================== Vegas Stakes for Super Nintendo Email : Humanvegetableonline2002@yahoo.com Aim: Humanvegetable02 Website : geocities.com/humanvegetableonline2002 Copyright 2004 Humanvegetableonline Version 1.0 - 5/7/04 - 5/11/04 Version 1.01 - 5/13/04 Version 1.02 - 12/12/04 ================================================== Written by The Best Gambler in the Whole Damn World... BUT ONLY ON MARS, PEOPLE! Written by Earth's Worst Gambler. Dedication This guide dedicated to DesertEagle and Daniel K for no reason. Introduction This is my second guide so don't complain much. If you find any inaccurate info or something typed bad then email or AIM me. And I never EVER re-read my guides... About this game The best gambling game EVER. Copyright Stuff Do not use this guide unless you ask me. If you wish to use it then you know what to do. My Email and AIM are up there. These websites are allowed to use this guide. - http://Neoseeker.com - http://Gamefaqs.com - http://wogaming.com - http://cheats.de - http://faqs.ign.com Version 1.0 Full Guide Added. Version 1.01 Fixed a very small mistake about the roulette wheel. The 17 is now an 11. Version 1.02 Reformatted guide to 74 lines and added one event called "Oil Man" =================== Table of Contents =================== 1.0 - Basic Stuff 1.1 - Black Jack 1.2 - Slots 1.3 - Roulette 1.4 - Craps 1.5 - Poker 2.0 - Intro 3.0 - Story 4.0 - Casinos 4.1 - The Hideaway 4.2 - Golden Paradise 4.3 - Buffalo Head 4.4 - The 2020 4.5 - Laurel Palace 5.0 - Partner's Advice 6.0 - Events 7.0 - Extras 8.0 - Credits =================== 1.0 - Basic Stuff =================== Black Jack Controls D-Pad = Movement Select = Menu (Rules, Advice, Quit) L = Rules R = Rules A = Confirm X = Don't bet this game B = Don't bet this game Slots Controls D-Pad = Nothing Select = Menu (Winning Combos, Advice, Quit) L = Winning combos list R = Winning combos list A = Bet X = Pull lever Roulette Controls D-Pad = Movement Select = Menu (Rules, Advice, Quit) L = Odds of the certain betting location R = Odds of the certain betting location A = Set a bet X = End bet and spin the wheel B = Remove bet Craps Controls D-Pad = Movement Select = Menu (Rules, Advice, Quit) L = Odds and rules of the certain betting location R = Odds of the certain betting location A = Set a bet X = End bet and roll the dices. B = Remove bet Poker Controls D-Pad = Movement Select = Menu (Rules, Advice, Quit) L = Rules R = Rules A = Confirm Now here are the rules to black jack, slots, roulette, craps, and poker. ================== 1.1 - Black Jack ================== HOW TO PLAY BlackJack Each player wins by having a higher point total than the dealer that is equal to, or as close to 21 without exceeding it. If he goes over 21 he has busted and loses his wager. Cards All face cards are valued at 10. An ace may be counted as either 1 or 11. All other cards are valued at the number on their face. Procedure Each player is dealt 2 cards face-up. The dealer receives one card face-up and one card face-down. If the dealer has a blackjack, the game is over, All wagers of those without a blackjack will be collected by the dealer. If the dealer does not have a blackjack and any player does, they are paid at 3-2 odds. Any remaining players continue to play the game. The player can ask the dealer to deal any number of cards as he attempts to come as close to 21 and not exceed it. Over 21 is a bust, and loses the wager. When all players' hands are completed, the dealer flips his hole card, either taking additional cards or standing. The dealer's hand is then compared to the player's hands. Any hand that is lower than the dealer's results in a loss of their wager. Higher hands are paid 1-1. A tie is a PUSH. If a PUSH occurs, the wager returns to the player. Double Down If the total of the hand dealt is 9, 10 or 11, the player may double down. He places a wager equal to the original and then receives only one additional card. Split If a player receives two identical cards, he may split. Each card is treated as if it were the first card dealt and an additional wager of the equal amount is placed on the new hands. Insurance When the dealer's face-up card is an ace, players may buy insurance. The cost is half the opening wager. The pay-off is 2-1 against the dealer's blackjack. The opening wager is lost, but insurance will recoup that. My Tips and Hints - Always hit if you have about 11 or less. - Always stand if you have 17 or over. - Insurance costs half your current bet so don't even pay for it. - If you have a black jack you win +50% of your current bet. - It's good to split. - It's risky to double because you might get a low number card. But getting a 10, J, Q, K, or A are high. ============= 1.2 - Slots ============= HOW TO PLAY Place 1 or 5 bets (Look at the tips and hints a few lines below) then pull the lever. You'll will get money depending on the winning combos you get. If you see a winning combo on the screen diagonally and wondering why you did not get it, then it is because you did not bet a diagonal bet. This game is so simple, anyone can play. EVEN YOU! Winning Combos Cherry, Any, Any = X2 Cherry, Cherry, Any = X5 Lemon, Lemon, Bar = X10 Lemon, Lemon, Lemon = X10 Plum, Plum, Bar = X14 Plum, Plum, Plum = X14 Bell, Bell, Bar = X18 Bell, Bell, Bell = X18 Watermelon, Watermelon, Bar = X100 Watermelon, Watermelon, Watermelon = X100 Bar, Bar, Bar = X100 Seven, Seven, Seven = X200 My Tips and Hints - Lets draw this slot machine to teach you about betting. Diagonal bet 4\ / Horizontal bet 2-BE SE CH- Horizontal bet 1-BA LE LE- Horizontal bet 3-SE BE PL- Diagonal bet 5/ \ This is a completely losing screen. If you pressed A 5 times, you will win any winning combination in diagonal bet 4 and 5, and horizontal bet 1, 2, and 3. But since there're no winning combinations in this example. You lose everything. - I always like to bet 5 times even though I lose more money that way. - I hate this game. ================ 1.3 - Roulette ================ HOW TO PLAY A ball is dropped on a spinning wheel. Whatever slot the ball lands on is the number. The number is even or odd, black or red, or NONE (00 or 0). Predict what the number will be then place a bet. I suggest color bet. It's an easy way to win money. BUT ONLY IF YOU WIN. Just below are tips, and more information on this game. Here's the entire roulette table typed with extreme accuracy. R = Red | B = Black ----------------------------------------------------------- |OO| 3R| 6B| 9R|13R|15B|18R|21R|24B|27R|30R|33B|36R|2 to 1| ----------------------------------------------------------- | 2B| 5R| 8B|11B|14R|17B|20B|23R|26B|29B|32R|35B|2 to 1| ----------------------------------------------------------- | 0| 1R| 4B| 7R|10B|13B|16R|19R|22B|25R|28B|31B|34R|2 to 1| ----------------------------------------------------------- | | | | | 1ST 12 | 2nd 12 | 3rd 12 | | | | | ------------------------------------------------- | | | | | | | |1 to 18| Even | RED | Black | Odd |19 to 36| \_______________________________________________/ Wager Information, Comments, Winning Percentages X = Bet ----- |1XR| ----- ^ Straight bet : 35-1 Betting on a single number. Don't try this one. Waste of money. 2.63% chance of winning -------- |OOX 3R| -------- ^ Split bet : 17-1 Betting on two single numbers in one bet. 5.26% chance of winning --------- |15B|18R| ----X---- |14R|17B| --------- ^ Square bet : 8-1 Betting on four single numbers at one bet. 10.53% chance of winning ----- | 3R| ----- | 2B| ----- | 1R| --X-- ^ Street bet : 11-1 Betting on a set of three numbers. 7.89% chance of winning --------- | 3R| 6B| --------- | 2B| 5R| --------- | 1R| 4B| ----X---- ^ Six-number bet : 5-1 Betting on six numbers. 15.79% chance of winning ----------------------------------------------------------- |OO| 3R| 6B| 9R|13R|15B|18R|21R|24B|27R|30R|33B|36R|2 tX 1| ----------------------------------------------------------- ^ Column bet : 2-1 Bets on one whole column 31.59% chance of winning ----------------- | 3R| 6B| 9R|13R| ----------------- | 2B| 5R| 8B|11B| ----------------- | 1R| 4B| 7R|10B| ----------------- | | | 1STX12 | | | ----------------- ^ Dozen bet : 2-1 Bets on the dozen numbers above it. 31.59% chance of winning --------- | | |1 tX 18| \________ ^ Low number bet : 1-1 Betting 1 to 18. 47.37% chance of winning ---------- | | |19 to 36| _________/ ^ High number bet : 1-1 Betting 19 to 36. 47.37% chance of winning --------- | | | EXen | _________ ^ Even bet : 1-1 Betting on all even numbers. 47.37% chance of winning -------- | | | OXd | ________ ^ Odd bet : 1-1 Betting on all odd numbers. 47.37% chance of winning --------- | | | RXD | _________ ^ Red bet : 1-1 Betting on all red numbers. 47.37% chance of winning --------- | | | BlXck | _________ ^ Black bet : 1-1 Betting on all black numbers. 47.37% chance of winning Roulette Wheel 00, 1, 13, 24, 3, 15, 34, 22, 5, 17, 32, 20, 7, 11, 30, 26, 9, 28, 0, 2, 14, 35, 23, 4, 16, 33, 21, 6, 18, 31, 19, 8, 12, 29, 25, 10, 27, 00. NOTE : There's only one double 00. My Tips and Hints - Never ever bet on single number. A 2.63% chance of winning. But if you want to gamble like this, then choose 20. - The red/black bet has a 47.37% chance of winning. Meh. More like 50/50. - I like to make multiple bets. Like this: Bet on red, a dozen bet, 1 to 18, column bet, even, AND six-number bet. ============= 1.4 - Craps ============= Here's the craps table drawn with uh... I tried my best. :( Craps isn't as complicated as it seems. REMEMBER THAT! #: = Dices ^ Number of the dice ______________________________________ ____________________ | | | | | | |Don't| \ /HARDWAY BET\| | | | | | |Come | \ |--------------------||============================== | \ | 3:3: | 4:4: || 4 | 5 |SIX | 8 |NINE| 10 | BAR | |\ | 9 to 1 | 9 to 1 || | | | | | |6: 6:| | \ |--------------------||==============================------ | \ | 2:2: | 5:5: || | | | | 7 to 1 | 7 to 1 || ### ### ##### ### | | | ----------------------| # # # # # # # | | | __________________ | # # # # # # ### | | | /ONE ROLL BET\ | # # # # # # # | | | /--------------------\| ### ### # # # ### | | | | ANY SEVEN 4 to 1 || | | | |--------------------||--------------------------- | | | | HORN HIGH || 3 4 9 10 11 \ / | | | 6:5:|1:2:|6:6:|1:1:||(2) FIELD (12)\ / / | |--------------------||--------------------------------- / / | 1: 1: _|__ 6:6: || Don't Pass BAR 6:6: / / |30 to 1|HORN|30 to 1||-----------------------------------/ / |-------|BET |-------|| PASS LINE / | 1: 2: ----- 6:5: ||--------------------------------------/ |15 to 1 | 15 to 1 || NO CALL BETS ---------------------- |ANY CRAPS 7 to 1| ---------------------- HOW TO PLAY X = Bet ____________________ /HARDWAY BET\ |--------------------| V V V ----------- | 3:3: | | 9 tX 1 | |---------- Hardway 6 (9-1) If the player throws a double 3 before a 7 or any other combination making up a 6, he wins ----------- | 4:4: | | 9 tX 1 | ----------| Hardway 8 (9-1) If the player throws a double 4 before a 7 or any other combination making up an 8, he wins. |---------- | 2:2: | | 7 tX 1 | ----------- Hardway 4 (7-1) If the player throws a double 2 before a 7 or any other combination making up a 4, he wins. -----------| | 5:5: | | 7 to 1 | ------------ Hardway 10 (7-1) If the player throws a double 5 before a 7 or any other combination making up a 10, he wins. __________________ /ONE ROLL BET\ /--------------------\ V V V ---------------------- | ANY SEVEX 4 to 1 | |--------------------| Any Seven (4-1) This is a one roll bet which can be made at any time. If the next roll is a 7, he wins. ---------------------- | HORN HIGH | | 6X5:|1X2:|6X6:|1X1:| |--------------------| Horn High Wager Similar to horn bet, but the split is between five numbers. The player can only wager an amount that is divisible by 5. One number is chosen from 2, 3, 11, or 12 to receive 2 units of the wager. If the next roll is one of the other three numbers, the wager is only 1 unit. My Translation : You bet $1,000 on 5:6: and get a 5:6:. You win 6,000. You bet $1,000 on 5:6: and get a 1:1:. You win 3,000. ----------- | 1: 1: _| |30 tX 1| |-------| Craps 2 (30-1) This is a one roll bet which can be made at any time. If the next roll is a 2, he wins. ------------ |__ 6:6: | |30 tX 1| |-------| Craps 12 (30-1) This is a one rolls bet which can be made at any time. If the next roll is a 12, he wins. |-------| | 1: 2: --- |15 tX 1 | ----------- Craps 3 (15-1) This is a one roll bet which can be made at any time. If the next roll is a 3, he wins. |-------| --- 6:5: | | 15 tX 1 | ------------ Eleven (15-1) This is a one roll bet which can be made at any time. If the next roll is an 11, he wins. _____ |HORN| |BXT | ------ Horn Wager This is a one roll bet which can be made at any time. If the next throw is 2, 3, 11, or 12, he wins. The wager is split among the four numbers, so the amount must be divisible by 4. POINT ODDS 2 or 12 30-1 3 or 11 15-1 ---------------------- |ANY CRAPX 7 to 1| ---------------------- Any Craps (7-1) This is a one roll bet which can be made at any time. If the next roll is 2, 3, or 12, he wins. _______________________________ | | | | | | | | X | X | X | X | X | X | |============================== Don't Come Bar (1-1) Wager is made only after the pass line point has been established by the come-out roll. A don't come wager wins or loses by the rules of a don't pass line bet. If the next point after the don't come bet is 4, 5, 6, 8, 9 or 10, the chips are moved to the box of that number. _______________________________ | X | X | X | X | X | X | | | | | | | | |============================== Lay Wager Opposite of a buy wager. If a 7 is thrown before the point, he wins. The odds are based on mathematical probability. However, he must give a 5% commission on the winnings. POINT ODDS 4 or 10 1-2 5 or 9 2-3 6 or 8 5-6 =============================== | 4 | 5 |SIX | 8 |NINE| 10 | | | | | | | | |============================== Come (1-1) Wager can be made only after the pass line point has been established by the come-out roll. A come wager wins or loses according the rules of a pass line bet. If the point immediately after the come bet is 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, or 10, the chips are moved to the box of that number. =============================== | 4 | 5 |SIX | 8 |NINE| 10 | | | | | | | | |=X====X====X====X====X====X=== Buy Wager Can be made at any time. Even if the throw is 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, or 10, the player can make any number of bets. If he throws a 7 before the point, he loses. The odds are based on mathematical probability. However, he must give a 5% commission on the winnings. POINT ODDS 4 or 10 2-1 5 or 9 3-2 6 or 8 6-5 _______ |Don't| |Come | = X | | BAR | |6: 6:| =------ Don't Come Bar (1-1) Wager is made only after the pass line point has been established by the come-out roll. A don't come wager wins or loses by the rules of a don't pass line bet. If the next point after the don't come bet is 4, 5, 6, 8, 9 or 10, the chips are moved to the box of that number. |==============================------ | | | ### ### ##### ### | | # # # # # # # | | # # # X # # ### | | # # # # # # # | | ### ### # # # ### | | | |--------------------------- | \ / \ / ----- Come (1-1) Wager can be made only after the pass line point has been established by the come-out roll. A come wager wins or loses according to the rules of a pass line bet. If the point immediately after the come bet is 4, 5, 6, 8, 9 or 10, the chips are moved to the box of that number. |--------------------------- | 3 4 9 10 11 \ |(2) FIXLD (12)\ |----------------------------- Field Bet This is a one roll bet which can be made at any time. If the next roll is 2, 3, 4, 9, 10, 11, or 12, he wins. POINT ODDS 2 2-1 12 3-1 Other 1-1 __ | \ | \ | \ | | | | - | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / | / / |--------------------------------- / | Don't Pass X BAR 6:6: / |-----------------------------------/ Don't Pass Bar (1-1) Can only be placed before the come-out roll. If 7 or 11 is thrown, he loses. If he throws a 2 or 3, he wins. 12 is a tie. The wager continues and if he repeats the point, he loses. If a 7 is thrown before the point is made, he wins. \ |\ | \ | \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / | / / / / |-----------------------------------/ / | PASS XINE / |--------------------------------------/ Pass Line (1-) Can only bet placed before the come-out roll. If a 7 or 11 is thrown, he wins. If a 2, 3 or 12 is thrown, he loses. Any other throw becomes the point. The wager remains in place, and if the point is repeated, he wins. If a 7 is thrown before the point is made, he loses. | NO CAXL BETS Free Odds Can only be placed after a player makes a pass, Don't pass, come or don't come wager. Once the point has been established, the player may back up a line bet with an additional wager. The odds are figured by mathematical probability. PASS & COME BET POINT ODDS 4 or 10 2-1 5 or 9 3-2 6 or 8 6-5 DON'T PASS & DON'T COME POINT ODDS 4 or 10 1-2 5 or 9 2-3 6 or 8 5-6 Odds of landing the right dices 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10| 11| 12 ------------------------------------------- 1-1|1-2|1-3|1-4|1-5|1-6|2-6|3-6|4-6|5-6|6-6 |2-1|2-2|2-3|2-4|2-5|3-5|4-5|5-5|6-5| |3-1|3-2|3-3|3-4|4-4|5-4|6-4| |4-1|4-2|4-3|5-3|6-3| |5-1|5-2|6-2| |6-1| There are 36 combinations. SINGLE BET - One Desired Combination = 2.78% Win - Field Bet = 44.44% Win - Any Seven 4 to 1 = 16.67% Win - Horn Bet = 16.67% Win - One desired dice combination = 2.78% Win - Any Craps 7 to 1 = 11.11% Win My Tips and Hints - Field bet is great. - Hardaway bet ok. - Any Seven 4 to 1 is good. - Any Craps 7 to 1 is a little ok. ============= 1.5 - Poker ============= HOW TO PLAY Seven-card Stud Poker Objective Each player will be dealt seven cards total. He or she must make the best five card hand from those seven to win the game. Procedure After anteing up, each player will receive two hole cards and one up card. The player who has the best up card will begin the wagering. After the wagering is complete, each player will receive and additional up card and wagers are again placed. The player showing the best hand will begin the wagering each round. This continues until all players have a total of four cards up. At that point, each player will receive one additional hole card and the final wagering will take place. After all wagering is done, each player's hand will be disclosed. Any folded hands will not be shown. Using five cards, the player who has the best hand wins. Cards One 52 card deck with no jokers is used. Aces are the highest card and Deuces (2) are the lowest. All suits are equal in strength. Wagering Seven-Card Stud has five wagering intervals. At each interval all players must either CALL, RAISE, FOLD, BET or CHECK. The wagering interval ends when all players' wagers become equal, with the exception of any players who may have folded. Call Match the wager of the player prior to you and remain in the game. Raise Raise the wager. Fold Drop out of the game. You will not play again until the hand is completed. If you FOLD, you'll lose all chips that you have wagered. Bet If you are the first better, or if the player prior to you CHECKED, you can bet the amount that you want within the table limit. Check Bet $0. This is possible only when you started the wagering or if the player prior to you CHECKED. Hand Ranks Straight Flush Five cards in sequence, all from the same suit. /----------\/----------\/----------\/----------\/----------\ |4 ||5 ||6 ||7 ||8 | | || /\ /\ || /\/\/\ || /\/\/\ || /\/\/\/\ | | /\/\ || \/ \/ || \/\/\/ || \/\/\/ || \/\/\/\/ | | \/\/ || /\ || || /\ || | | /\/\ || \/ || || \/ || | | \/\/ || /\ /\ || /\/\/\ || /\/\/\ || /\/\/\/\ | | || \/ \/ || \/\/\/ || \/\/\/ || \/\/\/\/ | | 4|| 5|| 6|| 7|| 8| \----------/\----------/\----------/\----------/\----------/ Four of a Kind Four of any one rank card plus any fifth card. /----------\/----------\/----------\/----------\ |4 ||4 ||4 ||4 | | || || || | | /\/\ || C C || S S || H H | | \/\/ || || || | | /\/\ || || || | | \/\/ || C C || S S || H H | | || || || | | 4|| 4|| 4|| 4| \----------/\----------/\----------/\----------/ Full House Any three of one kind and any pair of another kind. /----------\/----------\/----------\/----------\/----------\ |4 ||4 ||4 ||2 ||2 | | || || || || /\ | | /\/\ || C C || S S || C || \/ | | \/\/ || || || || | | /\/\ || || || || | | \/\/ || C C || S S || C || /\ | | || || || || \/ | | 4|| 4|| 4|| 2|| 2| \----------/\----------/\----------/\----------/\----------/ Flush Five cards of the same suit, but not in sequence. /----------\/----------\/----------\/----------\/----------\ |4 ||6 ||8 ||10 ||J | | || C || || || CCCC | | C C || C C || C C || CC CC || CCCCCC | | || || C C || C || | | | | || || C C || C || | | C C || C C || C C || CC CC || \____/ | | || C || || || | | 4|| 6|| 8|| 10|| J| \----------/\----------/\----------/\----------/\----------/ Straight Any five cards of two or more suits in sequence. /----------\/----------\/----------\/----------\/----------\ |7 ||8 ||9 ||10 ||J | | /\/\/\ || HH || || || CCCC | | \/\/\/ || H H || S S || CC CC || CCCCCC | | /\ || || S S || C || | | | | \/ || || S S || C || | | /\/\/\ || H H || S S || CC CC || \____/ | | \/\/\/ || HH || || || | | 7|| 8|| 9|| 10|| J| \----------/\----------/\----------/\----------/\----------/ Three of a Kind Any three cards of the same rank plus any two other cards. /----------\/----------\/----------\ |4 ||4 ||4 | | || || | | /\/\ || C C || S S | | \/\/ || || | | /\/\ || || | | \/\/ || C C || S S | | || || | | 4|| 4|| 4| \----------/\----------/\----------/ Two pairs Two cards of one rank and two cards of another rank plus any fifth card. /----------\/----------\/----------\/----------\ |4 ||4 ||2 ||2 | | || || || | | /\/\ || C C || S || H | | \/\/ || || || | | /\/\ || || || | | \/\/ || C C || S || H | | || || || | | 4|| 4|| 2|| 2| \----------/\----------/\----------/\----------/ Pair Two cards of the same rank. /----------\/----------\ |4 ||4 | | || | | /\/\ || C C | | \/\/ || | | /\/\ || | | \/\/ || C C | | || | | 4|| 4| \----------/\----------/ No pair Any five cards not meeting any of the above combinations. /----------\ |H | | | | YOU | | SUCK! | | HAHA | | | | | | H| \----------/ My Tips and Hints - By betting the maximum limit, you can scare your opponents into folding. - Got nothing? SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF YOUR OPPONENTS! BET ALL YOU HAVE AND KEEP RAISING!! - In Laurel Palace (No maximum limit), if you bet more than what the people have, the people will tap out and you will see their cards and they cannot bet anymore. It's not very good to do this. But there is only one winner afterwards. If it isn't you, then you there will be only ONE opponent left. It's easier that way. - Folding is very useful if you don't have the desired cards. - I never fold. I say till the end and scare the crap out of my opponents because half the time I win! - BEST GAME EVER! You can win a lot of money if you know when to hold them and when to fold them. ============= 2.0 - Intro ============= -A limo is being driven- Cliff : When are we going to get there? I am so tired of riding in this car. Isabelle : Oh quit complaining. We'll be there soon enough. Maria : Well, it'll be nice to stretch my legs and walk around. Cliff : I'm not complaining, just anxious to get there. Maria : Black Jack, Slots, Roulette, Craps and Poker. Which game should I play first? Isabelle : Well, I'm headng right to the poker table. That's where I'll make my riches. Richard : I hope I don't lose my shirt, like I did the last time I went to Las Vegas. Not Available : We're here! Good luck, and remember to go out in pairs, it'll be more fun. ============= 3.0 - Story ============= Insert your name. I prefer Mr. Ass. Afterwards, you will be in your hotel room and you will have to choose a partner.A partner is supposed to give you tips during any game if you ask for some. You can change partners when you're back in your room so don't worry if you chose someone bad. (Look in partner's advice section to see a partner's strengths and weaknesses.) In a casino you can : - Select game - Black Jack - Simple kick ass game - Slots - Simple game - Roulette - Easy game - Craps - Sort of complicated game - Poker - MY FAVORITE - Exit casino - Select Casino - Return to room - Save game and quit - Switch Partner Go play something until you get to the point where you have $100,000 or over. The word "Congratulations" will appear blinking on your screen and then a woman will approach you and say... Woman : Mr. Ass, I've got great news for you. Due to your great success, you have been awarded high-roller status, and with it a complimentary room at the Laurel Palace. Partner : The Laurel Palace? We could never go there before. Good going Mr. Ass! Woman : Go pack your bags, our limo is waiting to take you to the Laurel Palace. Mr. Ass : Imagine that, me, a high-roller. I'll miss this old room, but not too much. Well, I hope my limo is ready. Now it's off to the Laurel Palace. -Limo comes and takes Mr. Ass to Laurel Palace's hotel room- Mr. Ass : Wow, check it out! A great room, and free to boot. Well, time to get back to the casino. And, there'll be no stopping me 'til I reach $10,000,000! Go gamble in this new casino with $1,000 minimum and no maximum betting! Gamble till you win OVER $9,999,999. When you reach your goal, your partner comes up and says some stuff. Partner : Congratulations! You now have over 10 million dollars! That's quite a sum that you have won! You are a very lucky person indeed, but I am sure it was not only your luck that let you succeed. So tell me now, what will you do with the money you have won? Please tell me your dreams... Now type in your dreams. I typed in "I want to take a dump." Partner : That is a wonderful dream that you have. Now, it is time to leave this desert land and make your dreams come true! You can do it, and you will! Not just because you have power and good luck to help you through. Let us not waste any more time. Let's go! -Really short credits roll- Then it says your dream... "YOU WILL TAKE A DUMP." THE END!!!! If you liked this game you will also like these sorta luck-like SNES games. Clock Tower 1 - Scary and Creepy Front Mission 1 - Robot Strategy Out of this World - Scary =============== 4.0 - Casinos =============== There are 5 casinos to go to. Go to them if you have The Hideaway - Less than $500 Golden Paradise - About $1000 Buffalo Head - $10,000 The 2020 - $50,000 Laurel Palace - Over $100,000 Laurel Palace is locked for now. You have to have $100,000 or over to get it. ==================== 4.1 - The Hideaway ==================== Partner : This place looks pretty run-down. We should make it our last resort. If you're here then congrats! You suck! Just get out of this dump as soon as possible. Min | Max -----|----- Blackjack | $1 | $50 Roulette | $1 | $50 Craps | $1 | $50 Poker | $1 | $10 Slots | $1, $5, $25 ======================= 4.2 - Golden Paradise ======================= Partner : This one seems OK... The most average casino. Min | Max -----|----- Blackjack | $20| $250 Roulette | $20| $250 Craps | $20| $250 Poker | $20| $200 Slots | $1, $5, $25, $50 ==================== 4.3 - Buffalo Head ==================== Partner : Let's make a killing in the old west! A good casino. Min | Max -----|----- Blackjack | $50| $500 Roulette | $50| $500 Craps | $50| $500 Poker | $50| $500 Slots | $5, $25, $50, $100 ================ 4.4 - The 2020 ================ Partner : Ooh, check it out! This one has a Sci-Fi atmosphere. Pretty good casino. Min | Max ------|----- Blackjack | $100| $1000 Roulette | $100| $1000 Craps | $100| $1000 Poker | $100| $1000 Slots | $25, $50, $100, $500 ===================== 4.5 - Laurel Palace ===================== Partner : $1,000 minimums and No Limits. We could make a fortune here. Or lose one. BEST CASINO EVER!!!. SAVE YOUR GAME, BET ALL YOUR MONEY, LOSE, LOAD GAME, BET ALL YOUR MONEY, WIN, SAVE, REPEAT!!!!! Easiest game ever... To unlock Laurel Palace, you must have $100,000. Min | Max -------|----- Blackjack | $1000| None Roulette | $1000| None Craps | $1000| None Poker | $1000| None Slots | $50, $100, $500, $1000 ======================== 5.0 - Partner's Advice ======================== Some partners are good in giving advice in CERTAIN games. SLOTS ARE NOT INCLUDED. Richard ------- BlackJack - He sucks! He tells you to stand at low numbers like "14". Craps - Seems to be good... Don't really know. Poker - THE WORST! I had a 4H, 6C, 7C, QS, and 8C. He told me to fold! But I went on and got a flush and won $1,501,000! Roulette - Doesn't say much. Very, very bad. Cliff ----- BlackJack - Pretty good. Craps - Seems to be good... Don't really know. Poker - Keeps telling me to fold. Roulette - Very, very bad. Maria ----- BlackJack - She keeps telling me to HIT even though I have a 20! Craps - Pretty good. Poker - She keeps telling me to call. I think she knows what she is doing. Roulette - Very, very bad. Isabelle ----- BlackJack - MASTER! Craps - Seems to be good... Don't really know. Poker - OK Roulette - Very, very bad. ============== 6.0 - Events ============== Events are usually based on luck. Some of them are bad and some of them are good. These casinos have a lot of scammers and such. Just try and make the best decision you can make. All events are 50/50. ------------------------------------------------------ The Angry Pickpocketing Lottery Ticket Giving Stranger ------------------------------------------------------ -Mr. Ass, you have a spot on your shirt. Here, let me wipe it off of you. NO 1 - Be careful, this person may be a pickpocket YES 1 - No need to be cautious Selected NO 1 -I'm so insulted that you think I might be a pickpocket. NO 2 - Say no and apologize YES 2 - Continue to be cautious Selected YES 1 -No problem. You see? All gone. Let me give you this lottery ticket. I found earlier. But I don't need it. You keep it. -AFTER ONE OF ANY GAME- -The winning number is... 348... what? Mr. ASS, you have won! -You have won some money. NOTE : Sometimes the lottery ticket is not given. Selected NO 2 -That's OK, I understand. Now let me wipe that stuff off you. See, no hassle and you're clean now. Time for me to go. -You checked your pocket... It was empty! -You have lost some money! Selected YES 2 -OK, if you won't trust me, you can clean it yourself. Good-bye. -You check your pocket... Everything was OK. --------------- The Lost Wallet --------------- -Hey Mr. Ass, I found this waller with $1,000 in it. NO - Let's keep it YES - Please turn it in at the office. Selected NO -You have won some money! Selected YES -The wallet was taken to the hotel office. -AFTER ONE GAME -Mr. Ass, the hotel office said you turned in my waller, thanks. I player roulette and put all the money on my favorite number, and lost. Thanks for turning it in, I appreciate it. OR -The wallet was taken to the hotel office. -AFTER ONE GAME -Mr. Ass, the hotel office said you turned in my wallet, thanks. I played roulette and put all the money on my favorite number, and won. I would like to reward your honensty. If you weren't so honest, I wouldn't have won. So I'm giving you half my winnings. -You have won some money! -------------- Lottery Seller -------------- -Mr. Ass, I'm down on my luck. Would you like to purchase my lottery ticket? The pay off is $10,000. It cost $1,000, but I will sell it to you for $500. YES - Yes NO - No Selected Yes -Thanks a lot! I'm sure that ticket's a winner. Good luck! -AFTER ONE GAME -The winning lottery number is 98955. -You checked your ticket number... 98956. -You have lost some money OR You can win. Selected No -Nothing --------------- A Familiar Face --------------- -Say Mr. Ass, do you remember me? YES - Your face seems familiar No - I've never seen you before Selected YES -I'd bet you thought you'd never see me again. Thanks for being so nice to me. I appreciate it so much, I'd like to give you what I've won here tonight. Here's $10,000. -You have won $10,000! Selected NO -Well I remember you. I thought you were a nice person. I was going to repay my debt to you... But if you're going to be so unfriendly, I'll just be on my merry little way. Good bye. ------- Oil Man ------- Thanks to jeenyusjeffandonuts. -Mr. Ass . I have the deal of the day for you. I need just $5000 to finish the drilling. If it strikes oil I'll pay you back double your investment. YES 1 - Buy it BARGAIN 1 - Ask for discount NO 1 - No Way! Selected BARGAIN 1 -Well you drive a hard bargain. How 'bout $4000. YES 2 - Buy it BARGAIN 2 - Ask for discount NO 2 - No way! Selected BARGAIN 2 -$3000 and that's my final offer. Take it or leave it. YES 3 - Buy it NO 3 - No way! Selected NO 1, 2 or 3 -Well, that's just too bad, I'll find someone else. Selected YES 1, 2 or 3. -You can expect me to bring you good news. -After one game -Mr. Ass. A gentlemen on the phone is calling to let you know your well is a gusher. -You've won "2X (Amount of money you invested)" ------------------------ Diamonds are not for men ------------------------ -I'm so sorry to ask you for a favor, but I desperately need some cash. Would you like to buy this diamond? I guarantee it is worth quite a bit. It's been appraised for $5,000. How much will you give me for it? YES 1 - Make offer NO 1 - Don't buy Selected NO 1 -Please wait just a moment. How about $3,500. YES 2 - Make offer NO 2 - Don't buy Selected NO 2 -Please wait just a moment. How about $2,400. YES 3 - Make offer No 3 - Don't buy Selected NO 3 -Please wait just a moment. How about $1,400. YES 4 - Make offer NO 4 - Don't buy Selected NO 4 -Please wait just a moment. How about $800. YES 5 - Make offer NO 5 - Don't buy Selected NO 5 -Well, that's a real pity. Selected YES 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 MAKE AN OFFER -AFTER ONE GAME -Mr. Ass. You have a very fine diamond there. Will you sell it to me for $10,000? YES 6 - Yes NO 6 - No Selected YES 6 -Thanks a lot. You got a great bargain. -You have won some money! Selected NO 6 -That's a real pity. NOTE : Sometimes the diamond is fake ------------------- Roulette Vibrations ------------------- -DURING ROULETTE -I feel the blahblahblah vibrations. The next blah blah will be red. -Remember. He has a 47.37% chance of being right. ---------------- The Medical Bill ---------------- -I'm such a klutz, I sprained my ankle! I hate to ask, but Mr. Ass, would you please take me to the emergency room? YES - Yes NO - No Selected YES -Mr. Ass took that person to the emergency room. -AFTER ONE OF ANY GAME -Mr. Ass, you are so kind. Accept this gift I won at the slot machine. -You have won some money! OR -Mr. Ass, better check your pocket. There are clever pickpockets about. -You checked your pocket... It was empty! -You lost some money! Selected NO -I'm really in a lot of pain, but never mind, I'll find someone else. -------------------- The Man with a watch -------------------- -I've blown all of my money. I even sent my return far home! Can you spare $200 for this watch? YES 1 - Yes NO 1 - No Selected NO 1 -That's OK, I'll ask someone else. Selected YES -Thank you for saving me. -AFTER ONE GAME -That's a nice watch. Care to sell it for $1,000? YES 2 - Yes NO 2 - No Selected NO 2 -That's too bad. Selected YES 2 -Thanks a lot. I got a great deal. -You have won some money! -------------- A Sports Wager -------------- -I'm on my way over to the sports book. Should I place a wager for you? YES - Put $500 on the game NO - Thanks, but I'll pass Selected YES -Mr. Ass, too bad but your team didn't win. -You lose some money! OR -Good news for you Mr. Ass, your team won paying 2-1 odds. Here's your $1,500. -You won some money! Selected No - That's too bad. But wish me luck... I may need it. --------------------------- My little girl is very sick --------------------------- -Mr. Ass, my little girl is very sick and needs an operations. ...but we're too poor... I know we just met, but, could you please lend me $100? YES - Yes NO - No Selected YES -Thank you so much. I'll pay you back, I promise. Well, I've got to go and tell her the good news -AFTER ONE GAME- -Mr. Ass, you saved the life of my baby. Here's $1,000. OR -Mr. Ass, you should beware of con artists going around seeking money for a medical emergency. -I think we've been conned! -You have lost some money! Selected NO -My poor little girl. Well, never mind, somebody here must have a kind heart. --------------- Down on my Luck --------------- -How's your luck been Mr. Ass? Mine's been awful. Mind if I hang out with you awhile? YES - Sure, why not NO - Beat it you loser Selected NO -Well, that's ok. I think I'll just try someone else. Selected YES -Thank you. I hope I can pick up some pointers. -AFTER ONE GAME -Well, I hope some of your luck rubbed off on me. See you later. -You felt a bump when the loser walked past you. -You checked your pocket... Everything was OK -AFTER ONE GAME -Mr. Ass. Your luck did rub off. I won $15,000 on the slot machine. Can't forget my luck charm. I want you to have this $2,000. -You have won some money! OR -Thank you. I hope I can pick up some pointers. -AFTER ONE GAME -Well, I hope some of your luck rubbed off on me. See you later. -You felt a bump when the loser walked past you. -You checked your pocket... It was empty! -You have lost some money! NOTE : I lost $4,428,825. WHO THE HELL KEEPS $4,428,825 IN THEIR POCKET!?! ============== 7.0 - Extras ============== To unlock Laurel Palace, you need $100,000. To lock Laurel Palace, have below $1,000. Woman : Sorry Mr. Ass, but due to your lack of funds, your high-roller status has been revoked. Please vacate your room and arrange for transportation. Good-bye and good luck. Partner : Easy come, easy go. While you pack, I'll call a cab. Mr. Ass : Well, back at the old Golden Paradise again. But, I'll show them. During a game of blackjack i got: A, 5, 3, A, 3, and then 8. HAHAHA! I AM THE TRUE GAMBLORD! One of the people look like Static Shock. My Completion Time : 11 Minutes and 31 Seconds. ONLY ON AN EMULATOR FOLKS! I have the real game so its legal for me to own the rom... I think... =============== 8.0 - Credits =============== Dedicated to DesertEagle415AE Credits to... CjayC for Gamefaqs. HAL and Nintendo for this game. Daniel K. for no reason. jeenyusjeffandonuts for sending in an event. And you people for the supporting my guide. "The crates... Something inside them... SOMETHING..." - Prisoner of Ice - |HH| |HH| __ |HH|_|H\V\ /V/ |HHHHHHH\V\/V/ <- O_o |HH| |HH|\VV/ |HH| |HH| \/