Subj : Re: The Fat Bible
To   : George Pope
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Sun Jun 27 2021 17:41:00

George,

 > And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds.

 GP> I haven't seen this one in ages; I've stolen it & added it to my next
 GP> edition of Metric Dozen, with a tip of my hat to you. . .

  Thanks. Now, it's "if it tastes good, spit it out".

 > And Satan brought forth chocolate. And woman gained pounds.

 GP> Dark chocolate is actually very healthful (but only 1oz a day -- who
 GP> limits choolsate in such a way?)

  My sweet stuff are the Little Debbie Cosmic brownies. The caffeine in
them (and in the diet green tea citrus) helps ease my migraine headaches,
and helps keep the colon going...as it could be a real crappy situation
otherwise.

 GP> What exactly is chicken-fried steak?

  Not knowing how to describe it, I had to DuckDuckGo It (the heck with
Bing and Google):

  According to Wikipedia:

  "Chicken fried steak, also known as country-fried steak or CFS, is an 
American breaded cutlet dish consisting of a piece of beefsteak coated 
with seasoned flour and either deep fried or pan-fried. It is sometimes 
associated with the Southern cuisine of the United States."

  I will add that thick gravy is a nice addition to it.

 > And Man went into cardiac arrest.

 > And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

 > And Satan created HMOs

 GP> There it is! I've dealt with enough of these. . .no thanks!

  That's my Medicare deal now...as I didn't have dental insurance
before. When a tooth chipped on the lower denture, it cost $120 to
fix.

 GP> Q: Why doesn’t Santa have to provide health insurance for his workers?
 GP> A: They’re technically Elf employed

  He needs the money to buy all the tools for building the toys/

 GP> Q: What kind of health insurance do Halloween creatures have?
 GP> A: Medi-SCARE!

  It ghost to show you that it can be boo-tiful if you have it, as since
the Elm Street clinic closed, it became "A Nightmare On Elm Street".

 GP> Asked my wife to dress up as a nurse tonight...
 GP> to fulfill my fantasy...
 GP> . . .that we have health insurance.

  I thought you wanted to doctor the situation and take a turn for the
nurse. <G>

Daryl

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