Subj : In A Bad Church
To   : All
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Mon Jun 07 2021 00:03:43

TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A BAD CHURCH
 
10. The church bus has gun racks.
 
9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and
Socio-pastor.
 
8. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version."
 
7. There's an ATM in the lobby.
 
6. The choir wears leather robes.
 
5. Worship services are B.Y.O.S.: "Bring Your Own Snake."
 
4. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.
 
3. Karaoke Worship Time.
 
2. Ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?"
 
1. The only song the organist knows is "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."
 
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 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

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