Subj : Re: Metric Dozen
To   : George Pope
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Tue May 25 2021 14:59:00

George,

 GP> A bounty of nudity works for me -- God created us naked & that's the
 GP> natural way to be -- the clothing is just a symbol of shame.

 GP> Those who are saved & have found their way back to His paths, are legit
 GP> to live nude (where permitted, of course)

  Such as a home, nudist camp, medical, or shower areas. With incontinence,
it's better to sleep that way...you don't have to rush to get everything
off before you get to the facilities.

 GP> There are a dozen plus in Florida, of course, all outdoor!

  Overseas, especially in Europe, it's like "meh!" when it comes to nudity.

 GP> Groan, I know. . .hope the pill helps. . pain sucks! I know! I have
 GP> kidney stones & bad teeth!

  Ever since I started drinking iced tea exclusively, I've had zero
kidney stones (I've probably jinxed myself now). But, tea is a diuretic...
sort of a low grade form of Lasix. Yet, a cool sweet tea on a hot day is
refreshing...just like a slice of cold watermelon.

 GP> Q: Did you hear about the students complaining of aches and fatigue
 GP> when they did math homework?
 GP> A: They're calling it fibromyalgebra.

  It was numeric, as the old meric didn't compute.

 GP> It hurts me to say this....
 GP> But, I have a sore throat.

  There's medicine for that. 

 GP> A tub of margarine fell on my foot 3 weeks a go and it still hurts.....
 GP> I can't believe it's not better.

  You need to Parkay that elsewhere.

 GP> If you get hurt before you are 18, it’s just a minor injury.

  Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery??

 GP> I hurt my bottom after shaking it in the office
 GP> It was a twerk place injury

  It's cranial rectal syndome (head up butt)...the most common workplace
injury.

 GP> Q: Where is the worst place to drive when your wrist hurts?
 GP> A: Carpool tunnel.

  Especially when the road is washed out.

 GP> When in a new relationship, does your stomach hurt because of the
 GP> butterflies...
 GP> Or the farts you hold in.

  I saw a meme that captioned "sitting next to your crush, and trying
not to fart".

 GP> They never told me that getting older mad eeverything hurt when you get
 GP> out of bed
 GP> I guess that’s why it’s called being a groan-up

  Getting old is NOT for sissies.

 GP> I once hurt myself while stacking up all my old National Geographics
 GP> ... Now, I have back issues.

  That's the economy version of Playboy. <G>

 GP> Mickey Mouse was playing basketball & got an ACL injury.
 GP> He went to the team doc & said, "Disney hurts."

  And Datknee is next. Donald!! Duck!!

Daryl

.... Clones are people two.
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