Subj : Re: New BBS Disclaimer
To   : George Pope
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Wed Jan 05 2022 11:52:00

George,

 GP> As it should be in all -- if you've had the advantage of testosterone
 GP> bulking  you up for years, especially in your post-puberscent era, it
 GP> is NOT fair to  allow you to run against thosde who've been
 GP> estrogen-based their entire lives.

  Exactly. Society has gotten so much "entitlement" and "being spoiled"
that "everyone should win every time". It doesn't work that way.

 GP> There was a guy here, who claimed to be a woman (with zero objective
 GP> evidende  of such) who was suing "personal grooming for women" salons
 GP> for not giving him  the vaginal waxing they advertised.

  He should be like the guy who used the woman's lavatory on the airline,
but didn't follow the flight attendant's warnings of "Do Not Touch The
Buttons", as follows:

1) WW - Warm Water -- to rinse off the buttocks and genitalia
2) WA - Warm Air -- to dry off said areas
3) PP - Powder Puff -- to make fresh said areas

  When he pulled the last one, he blacked out, and woke up in the ICU.
The nurse chastized him, and said "the last one was TR -- Tampon Remover.
Your penis is under your pillow".

 GP> He was also hanging around in family change rooms, goofing on undressed
 GP> little  girls.

  Too many sex offenders out there nowadays.

 GP> A "claiming-to-be-woman" has his claim & "studies" that conveniently
 GP> overlook  the possibility that people LIE.
 GP>  Objective vs Subjective.

  There was a meme with this guy with hairy arms and legs, but wearing a 
dress, was approaching the ladies room. Two burly guys were in front of
the door, as guards, with the warning sign "If you're not a woman when
you go in, you will be when you come out".

 GP> Ok, we took off our clothes, you stood on top of me -- when does it
 GP> star to  feel good?

  I don't know, but I've already got a headache. <G>

 GP> Look for a volunterrs organisation in your area, especially seniors'
 GP> organisations -- ask for a volunteer medical driver; we have that in
 GP> every community now.

  The thing is, if they require Medicaid (besides just paying the monthly
premium), I'm disqualified.

 GP> Amen! It's definitely a plenty fine benefit, but so is the love &
 GP> companionship & coming home to cooked food!

  Like the country song "I've Got All The Love A Man Could Want, Waiting
For Me At Home".

 GP> Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: He heard there was a man
 GP> laying bricks & just HAD to see that for himself.

  Actually, Henrietta was in the yard, hearing the two ladies talking,
and one told the other "When Henrietta quits laying eggs, we'll kill her,
and eat her, with chicken and dumplings". The next frame, you see Henrietta
at the checkout lane of the grocery store, and the clerk asks "Another two
dozen eggs, Henrietta??".

  And, THAT'S why the chicken crossed the road. <G>  

 > I've just been drinking lemonade or lemon Koolaid...I've stopped drinking
 > carbonated beverages.

 GP> Hey, YOU brought up Dr. Pepper! ;)

  I used to drink that. Years ago, we'd drink the whole 12 ounce bottle in
one swig, then see who could let out the raunchiest belch. :P

 > The blooper noted the passing of Pastor Smith as "it was truly a
 > turning point in his life". <G>

 GP> When you view life as eternal, then this wasn't necessarily a blooper.

  When I first read it, I thought "What was your first clue??".

Daryl


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