Subj : Re: Send Him To Grade 5
To   : Daryl Stout
From : George Pope
Date : Wed Dec 01 2021 10:04:51

 >  GP> Ladies or "ladies"? *G*

 >   Either way. I've known women who cussed so bad that they'd make a sailor
 > blush.

Yup, been there; as a teen, in hospital, there was an older woman who cussed
like a stevedor.  One day she swears at me becauyse I'm supposed to stand when
a lady enters the room.

I looked her up & down & said, "I always do."

Oooo, sje swore a nrew blue streak on that one -- well at least she had
language comprehension. . .

 >  >   When I erase the stuff with the eraser, where does it go??

 >  GP> The same place your lap goes when you stand up?
 >  GP> The same place your fist goes when you open your hand?

 >   Details, details. <G>

You know it!

 >  GP> Angry Grandpa addressed his wife, loud enough for all to hear, "If you
 >  GP> stick that horrible thing in me again, I'll snap it in half!"

 >   The honeymoon is over. <G>

It's got to end some time. . .

After all, it's defined as a limited period of time!

Q: Have you ever had a honeymoon salad?
A: Lettuce alone, no dressing.

It's the morning after the honeymoon
Wife says, "You know, you're really a lousy lover."

The husband replies, "How can you tell after only 30 seconds?"

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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