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       We are sorry to inform you, that 7.7 thousand credit
       card numbers of our customers have been stolen from our
       servers, but...
       
       The fucking technology whiz kids used digital nukes to
       but we aren't quite sure what it is. But we have since
       told them to not do it again, so it will never happen
       again.
       
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