99 Cans You and I, in a big superstore Ninety-nine cans, stacked up by the door Something 'bout this, seems like such a thrill We grab 'em fast, ready for the kill Ninety-nine cans, in our shopping cart We're on a mission, let's make a start People stare as we walk the aisles We're ready now, with mischievous smiles Ninety-nine cans for a crazy war No one knows what we're fightin' for In the checkout line, we load 'em high These cans of soda, our battle cry Fluorescent lights, as we hit the street Ninety-nine cans, ready to unleash We take our stand, on the parking lot Our soda army, ready to be shot Ninety-nine cans for a crazy war No one knows what we're fightin' for In the checkout line, we load 'em high These cans of soda, our battle cry We pop the tops, with a hissing sound Our make-believe war, it's going down People duck as the cans take flight In this soda war, on a summer night Ninety-nine cans, flying through the air Fizzy rain, everywhere As we laugh and dodge, in this crazy scene Soda soldiers in a war so keen Ninety-nine cans for a crazy war No one knows what we're fightin' for In the checkout line, we load 'em high These cans of soda, our battle cry Ninety-nine cans, spent and gone The parking lot, soaked at dawn We fought our war, just for fun And now it's over, the battle done You and I, in the early morn Ninety-nine cans, now forlorn Reflecting back, on our soda spree In the end, it was just you and me Ninety-nine cans for a crazy war No one knows what we're fightin' for In the checkout line, we load 'em high These cans of soda, our battle cry