Asked to tell Gen Xers how much harder you had it in the old days:


 In my day, we didn't have no rocks. We had to go down to the creek and
 wash our clothes by beating them with our heads.

 In my day, we didn't have hand-held calculators. We had to do addition
 on our fingers. To subtract, we had to have some fingers amputated.

 In my day, we didn't have water. We had to smash together our own
 hydrogen and oxygen atoms.